Alan has insisted the constitutional amendment be policed by these two men.

Alan Jones demands ruddy faced shouting become new national language

Shock Jock Alan Jones is demanding a constitutional amendment to enshrine ruddy faced shouting as our new national language.

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Politics not so black and white

Tony Abbot has instructed his Green Army to guard our opaque borders from the Yellow Peril.

A falcon in a tree

Nation’s unemployed trees face welfare cut

In its ongoing effort to shore up spending cut so it can achieve its much vaunted budget surplus the Federal government has announced it will cease all unemployment benefits to the nations’ unemployed trees.

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More gold from the brain of Prof. Clive Palmer’s brain

As we all know the right honourable Professor Clive Palmer’s grey matter is always tickin’ over. And boy has it been tickin’!